Nick does not like puppet show curtains. In fact, I believe that he coined the expression. Drapes and curtains “should” go from just below the ceiling to just above the floor. They are not “supposed” to be just barely larger than the window. I actually agree with this as a general rule. However, as youContinue reading “Puppet Show Curtains”
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Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXIII
PB&J Shortbread This was triple inspired: My “early out of the oven so it stays moist” peanut butter cookies reminded Kay of shortbread (because they collapsed). Ari wanted me to vet a recipe for shortbread cookies with icing before she went to all the work of making them; I have not seen the recipe, yet.Continue reading “Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXIII”
Trendsetting
I can’t help it. It just happens. As you can see, I was collecting snowman heads long before every Metal band and their brother were singing about the need to “hew many snowmen”. It’s a heavy burden.
The Aunt Mary Game
I have no idea if that’s the real name of it. Judging by the results of searching the Intertubes, it’s not. That’s the name I learned, so I’m sticking with it unless or until someone provides the actual name. First, why am I bothering to post this? If nothing else, I referenced it at theContinue reading “The Aunt Mary Game”
Needy Macaroni
I just can’t help but snipe at serenity. This is version two of Nidi di Ronide from The Most Serene Republic of San Marino (version one, for backstory). The differences: To roll the noodles, I decided that an eighth of the dough at a time was a good amount, mainly because it’s easy to measureContinue reading “Needy Macaroni”
Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXII
Peanut Butter Cookie Perfection I consider this not only “learned” but “perfected”. I can’t imagine them getting any better. Third time is the charm. The first batch was the original recipe, which was tasty, but a bit dry. The second batch had less flour, which made them less dry (more moist sounds vaguely icky) butContinue reading “Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXII”
Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXI
Peanut Butter Cookies Nobody makes peanut butter cookies for Christmas, so I have a good chance to be unique. I went to the Farmer’s Market (mostly to return a big pile of canning jars) and bought more white chocolate peanut butter. I followed my own suggestion and they turned out better with less flour. ThisContinue reading “Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LXI”
Mac & Cheese
Last week, my work had a “how to make a comfort food lunch” webinar. They do a “how to make healthy lunches” thing every now and again and that was the most recent. Our intrepid nutritionist made macaroni and cheese. It seemed to take too long and I have a Cook’s Illustrated recipe that I’veContinue reading “Mac & Cheese”
Millennia of Dreams – Crushed
It takes a special sort of culture to turn millennia of human dreams into a soul crushing experience. I suppose one can take a certain sort of pride in that. I am speaking, of course, of flying. The vast amounts of money involved make the situation far bleaker than the spiritual pain. Humanity can finallyContinue reading “Millennia of Dreams – Crushed”
Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LX
Angel Food Comparison I was in the mood for baking on Sunday (it was gloomy and there were snow flurries). I didn’t find a cookie recipe in Grandma’s cookbook that caught my fancy, but I did find five angel food cake recipes. I had been wondering if angel food cake required that special pan. ItContinue reading “Learning 2 Bake from Scratch – LX”
Marked Up 