Blurb

I’m rather post-y today. That horrible image is from the same prompt that worked, but a different model. I’m not going to link to it because I’m sure it’s fine for other things and this absolutely, insanely bad (all 36 are; this is not cherry-picked for awfulness).

Now that I (sort of) have a cover, the blurb seemed a logical next step. Here’s the first serious attempt:

What if your thoughts at one particular moment defined the rest of your life? What if a daydream, a fantasy, a focus on a task, an arrant wish, or a fleeting whimsy changed your life forever?

When the System arrives, it tries to be helpful, but there’s not a lot of time. The world, the entire universe, transforms based on that one moment.

Join the intrepid werewolf couple, Tom and Luke, as they try to make sense of a dangerous, violent, and very strange new world.

Gang-bangers with fireballs. Linemen throwing lightening bolts. Con-men with irresistible pitches. Sharpshooters who cannot miss. Thieves who can open any lock. Doctors who heal all wounds. Politicians whose lies cannot be discerned. Everyone’s “better”, but is that a good thing?

You Asked For It is the first book about a pack and its allies who will rise to the challenge and create something wonderful in the midst of chaos.

There is no tutorial. There is no instruction manual. Figure it out or fall behind – or die.

172 words. That’s about right. Seeing it in that font, perhaps a bit long.

I’ve also figured out Eileen: She’s a cook. Cooking <common>, Cook <uncommon>, Chef <rare> should do as the skill progression. This also gives our intrepid werewolves a reason to run off during their visit: Go find something interesting to cook and Eileen levels up. I don’t see why there cannot be Griffons in South Dakota, but perhaps something a bit less likely to win; griffons can fly, after all. Maybe a “run away! run away!” scene, which is rare in LitRPG.